Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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