that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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