So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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