if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.