omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.