Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
I want to have your abortion
What did we do last night that was yellow?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.