Whod you bang
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
not ubering you a puppy
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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