Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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