i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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