there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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