I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
