You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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