At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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