we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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