There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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