He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He passed out mid-signature
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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