i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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