I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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