They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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