After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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