dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
did you just send me my own nude
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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