C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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