You're completely useless in the revolution.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Found your dick twin last night
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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