distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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