He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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