Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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