I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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