Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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