I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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