everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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