So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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