You smell like a Billy Joel song
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
