glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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