Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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