after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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