Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so that wasnt chicken after all
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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