you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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