Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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