ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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