...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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