Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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