windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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