Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
God, I missed his penis.
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