you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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