Sacagawea was the original milf.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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