My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Randomize
