I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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