No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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