Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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