You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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