I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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