Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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