Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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