apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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