He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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